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Billy Zane wrote a series of angry letters out of jealousy to Jean-Claude VanDamme, after learning that it is possible to make a decent movie about a failed acting career.

Billy Zane Sucks – A Haiku

billy zane sucks balls
giant german dyson balls
sweet autumn leaves fall

Billy Zane vs Midgets

Billy Zane is in court today for pointing at and ridiculing a midget who was try to park his car at the local Bed Bath and Beyond. This instigated the Little People of America’s petition for a ban on media’s usage of the word midget. Thanks alot Billy Zane, once again your disrepect has cost us a word from the english language, now all we can say is M-word. You suck billy zane.

Billy Zane’s Cult

Billy Zane started  GATE — the Global Alliance for Transformational Entertainment, a newly formed outfit of producers and artists with a shared enthusiasm for New Age uplift.  Billy Zane always wanted to start a GATEd community, so he could feel special, exclude minorities, and feed off of the tears of new born babies.

Billy Zane has Twitter

News Update: Billy Zane has Twitter. Now you can be kept up to date on the child molestation charges, court dates, and movie roles that he’s not getting.

Billy Zane at the Drive-Thru

A disgruntled drive-thru employee at a local fast food franchise punched Billy Zane because Billy Zane constantly asked for his meals “to-go”.

April Fools

Billy Zane doesn’t prank you on April 1st, he waits till you least expect it, and pranks you on April 2nd by sucker punching you in the balls.