Billy Zane Sucks Dot Com, is pretty self explanatory. Let’s face it, Billy Zane does suck. There is nothing good about who he is and what he does. But who is he really? what does he do? and why does he suck so much? That is what this webpage was made to find out.
Was Billy Zane part of the JFK conspiracy? Most likely.
Is global warming caused by Billy Zane? Probably.
Did Billy Zane give you aids? Why don’t you tell me.
Billy Zane is the kind of guy, that makes bad things happen. Don’t believe me? Go watch a Billy Zane movie. Every problem, that you’ve ever had, at some point boils down to Billy Zane sucking. Its like the “Butterfly Effect” except its not a butterfly beating its wings to create a tornado at the other side of the world, its Billy Zane sucking, and its ruining your life.