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Billy Zane Sucks Dot Com, is pretty self explanatory. Let’s face it, Billy Zane does suck. There is nothing good about who he is and what he does.  But who is he really? what does he do? and why does he suck so much? That is what this webpage was made to find out.

Was Billy Zane part of the JFK conspiracy? Most likely.

Is global warming caused by Billy Zane? Probably.

Did Billy Zane give you aids? Why don’t you tell me.

Billy Zane is the kind of guy, that makes bad things happen. Don’t believe me? Go watch a Billy Zane movie. Every problem, that you’ve ever had, at some point boils down to Billy Zane sucking. Its like the “Butterfly Effect” except its not a butterfly beating its wings to  create a tornado at the other side of the world, its Billy Zane sucking, and its ruining your life.

5 Responses to About

  1. Does Billy Zane suck more than Vin Diesel?

  2. alex

    Last time I checked Vin Diesel wasn’t producing anti-Semitic, anti-American films for the Turks in exchange for free air fare and a stay at the Ramada courtyard Istanbul. Billy Zane is pitiful

  3. sara

    Billy Zane is a mimbo. A Male Bimbo.

  4. Last time I checked Vin Diesel wasn’t producing anti-Semitic, anti-American films for the Turks in exchange for free air fare and a stay at the Ramada courtyard Istanbul. Billy Zane is pitiful
    +1

  5. Brett

    Its amazing how much this guy sucks….every time I see him in a movie I get pissed…sniper could have been awesome…but it sucked, big time. Thank you for the time and effort of putting this website together to let me know I am not alone. Fuck off billy zane, quit ruining movies with your obvious douchebaggery. On a side note, he was casted perfectly in titanic..although he wasnt acting…

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