This is a graph of Billy Zane Sucking over Time
1) This was Billy Zane’s mom decided to abort eight and a half months into her pregnancy, after she consulted a Magic 8Ball to predict her son’s future.
2) This was when Billy decided that he wanted to become and actor/model
3) This when he got his first bit part in “Back to the Future Part 1&2“
4) Billy’s career as a professional actor/model
5) At this point out Suck-O-Meter broke. (no worries we are going to soon replace it with the Gay-dar)
6) Notice how this is before zero on the timeline. That’s because Billy Zane sucked before Billy Zane even existed.
1 Comment
April 18, 2008 at 9:08 pm
This is awesome!