Legend has it that a Magic 8 Ball never lies. The mystical power of the random black ball has been relied on for generations. It’s how Tom Cruise guides his career. But we’re not here to rip on Tom Cruise. We are here to prove that Billy Zane sucks.
Behold, conclusive proof!
Does Billy Zane suck?
Are you sure?
What’s a hypotenuse?
Alright, so the Magic 8 Ball is not exactly all-knowing (especially when it comes to mathematical terms) … but conclusive proof nevertheless!
BAHAHAHAHHAHAA! Glorious!
I have a sneaking suspicion that the person generating (or at least in some way responsible for) this website is none other than the ‘Zanester’ himself with his customary ‘bent’ (or depraved– as you would term it) sense of humor.